When the minions call you whore, nod.

"there isn't a gag big enough for this mouth"

codons:

this girl who rode my bus once came up to me and was like “oh my god dont get offended or anything but are you GAAAAAAAAAAY?!” and i was like yeah and then she was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO HANG OUT AND GO SHOPPING” and i was like “dont get offended or anything but are you ASIAN?!” and she was like “omg yeah im filipino” and i was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO MAKE SPRING ROLLS AT YOUR HOUSE SOME TIME” and she never talked to me again 

(via herestwoforbeingunaware)

Ever wanted to make a difference in the world?

scumbuck-et:

So, I stumbled across this website and on this website is a game.

Every correct answer you get in the game, an underprivileged family get 10 grains of rice! 

I think it’s a neat idea and if it gets around we could do a lot of good!

Could you guys please reblog this and get the message around? The more people now about it, the more people will be helped! 

(via florruss)

lilac-hour:

someone I know just told a rape joke 

aka

someone I am never speaking to again just told a rape joke  

(via breaking--point)

labyrintho:

because gender doesn’t exist at all and it is entirely made up .. .

labyrintho:

because gender doesn’t exist at all and it is entirely made up .. .

It comes down to who is the patient. Is the woman the patient, or is the fetus the patient? One or other is the patient. I’ve never heard a fetus talk to me. I’ve heard thousands and thousands of women share their pain, their desperation, and their hopelessness.

Dr. George Tiller, an abortion provider from Wichita, Kansas, who was murdered on May 31, 2009 at his church where he was serving as an usher/greeter.  (via iamdrtiller)

(via lesbionictonic)

(via themyxomatosis)